I tell u ah
my school have been quarantine because of some guy cought the virus(H1N1)
so one week off lor **
The first day of quarantine :
i fanally can go to gym with my old partner(samuel)
well that day we play back
samuel was like so weak
alot of people said samuel become so SLIM!!!
anyway he got his own title back
as ******
sorry i cant tell afraid the guy screw me
**
The third of quarantine :
in the afternoon after i finish my trainin
i sit down and listen to wat my fren was chatting about
SUDDENLY !! POOOOW
"OK who FARted!?"
any way a fren of mine ANDy
told us he knew a guy who plays gym also
but at the end the guy stop playin
after a few month
my fren"Andy" saw the guy in jk supermarket
and the guy came up to andy and said
"HI"
and my fren was like
"WTF , WHo are u"
than guy answer :
dont u reconize me man
my fren"Andy" said :
No, who are u !?
the guy answer :
i'm your old fren
my fren "Andy" said :
HI
THE END ^^
**
The forth day of quarantine:
in the afternoon
i go to a cafe call
"piasau cafe"
there were two waitresses
the first said to me
WA , just wake up ah?
than i told her "YEAh"
than the other waitress ask me "no school ka?"
before i answer the other waitress said to the first waitress
"Of course lar , he school quarantine"
so my reaction was like
WTF U say so loud!!
then "oh shit!!"
A doctor over heard it
and the doc look at me and said
"BOY U SHOULD BE AT HOME!!! "
and i reply
"no need i very healthy why should i stayat home"
The doctor replies
"are u sure boy"
I said
"yeah"
the doctor said to me in a desperate attempt
"GO HOME AND DONT COME OUT!!!"
then the doc left
BUT no it havent end
a customer in the cafe that agree with the doc
told me the same thing the doc told me and i told her the same thing i told the doc
but this time i hav a reason
i told the customer
"I work out in the gym one so my immune system very strong thats why i'm healthy"
then the customer says
"How do u know"
then i told her
"the uncle from the gym told me
he told me that people who play gym are healthy
and metal kill the virus"
then the customer said
then the customer said
"WAH , u BIONIC MAN meh"
then i lough back and said
"haha ,almost"
I"m terminator !! haha
at the end everyone was speechless
so i mine my own biz and go home to giv the food to my sis. the end^^
The rest of the week was either boring or working
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