Sunday, August 2, 2009

Quarantine

I tell u ah

my school have been quarantine because of some guy cought the virus(H1N1)

so one week off lor **

The first day of quarantine :

i fanally can go to gym with my old partner(samuel)

well that day we play back

samuel was like so weak

alot of people said samuel become so SLIM!!!

anyway he got his own title back

as ******

sorry i cant tell afraid the guy screw me

**


The third of quarantine :

in the afternoon after i finish my trainin

i sit down and listen to wat my fren was chatting about

SUDDENLY !! POOOOW

"OK who FARted!?"

any way a fren of mine ANDy

told us he knew a guy who plays gym also

but at the end the guy stop playin

after a few month

my fren"Andy" saw the guy in jk supermarket

and the guy came up to andy and said

"HI"

and my fren was like

"WTF , WHo are u"

than guy answer :

dont u reconize me man

my fren"Andy" said :

No, who are u !?

the guy answer :

i'm your old fren

my fren "Andy" said :

HI

THE END ^^

**

The forth day of quarantine:

in the afternoon

i go to a cafe call

"piasau cafe"

there were two waitresses

the first said to me

WA , just wake up ah?

than i told her "YEAh"

than the other waitress ask me "no school ka?"

before i answer the other waitress said to the first waitress

"Of course lar , he school quarantine"

so my reaction was like

WTF U say so loud!!

then "oh shit!!"

A doctor over heard it


and the doc look at me and said

"BOY U SHOULD BE AT HOME!!! "

and i reply

"no need i very healthy why should i stayat home"

The doctor replies

"are u sure boy"

I said

"yeah"

the doctor said to me in a desperate attempt

"GO HOME AND DONT COME OUT!!!"

then the doc left

BUT no it havent end

a customer in the cafe that agree with the doc

told me the same thing the doc told me and i told her the same thing i told the doc

but this time i hav a reason

i told the customer

"I work out in the gym one so my immune system very strong thats why i'm healthy"

then the customer says

"How do u know"

then i told her

"the uncle from the gym told me

he told me that people who play gym are healthy

and metal kill the virus"
then the customer said

"WAH , u BIONIC MAN meh"

then i lough back and said

"haha ,almost"

I"m terminator !! haha

at the end everyone was speechless

so i mine my own biz and go home to giv the food to my sis. the end^^

The rest of the week was either boring or working




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